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The two paranoids posting below should really stay off the Opal. Or maybe it’s the Parepin in the water?
There’s always another version of the truth.
After having been given the finger by two motorists in two days who were both a) in the wrong and b) entirely anonymous, I think I probably have the right to be a tad tetchy (what with being a bit of a greeny and not really approving of the whole automobile industry thing and all). However, to have this inter-dispersed with genuinely insulting experiences that support the notion that mechanics are all they’re cracked up to be, I’ve had it with the blatant ridiculousness of our callously-cool crazed, bullshit-swamped, and totally-disinterested-with-being-nice-to-one-another façade of a cohesive society.
I am seriously considering giving up caring about anyone (or anything) at all. The only thing stopping me is the fact that I know that this is precisely what they want us to do. Who are they, you may well ask?
They are very difficult to pin down, and may very well not exist at all, but as Maynard James Keegan of Tool sings ‘That doesn’t mean I don’t desire to point the finger, blame the other.’ It’s possible that there are “hidden� ones that call the shots for our society, such as the Masons or Illuminati, and their agenda is to keep us all distracted as cattle, mooing and crowing at one another simply so that we all can be upset at one another rather than upset about the way things are going, and quietly shrug it all off as “just life�, or “just another anonymous arsehole�, while they play “real world� politics and push us around a computer screen like the insignificant little bits of data that we have allowed ourselves to be duped into becoming. (Something deep inside me hopes to God that one of those working for such a society intercepts this letter, comes to my house in the deep of night, and takes me away. It would help on two levels, no more bullshit, and – more significantly – no more bullshit.)
Unfortunately, though, I suspect such rumours are merely conjecture that the not-too-bright psychopaths that run this world are happy to have flying around so that it takes the onus off them if and when things stuff up (and yes, I do mean psychopaths, it is the appropriate term. Not that all of our world leaders are psychopaths, but I am referring to those that indeed fulfil the requirements of the condition known as psychopathy, and thanks to right wing ideology, they seem to be increasingly in the majority). Oh yes, come Armageddon (or its nearest estimate), they can retire to their custom built island and sip their gin happily from dew laden palm fronds, held and supported by several incredibly insular and equally incredibly sexually desirable figures (or whatever it is one does on such islands), satisfied in the knowledge that their influence on the world has been to create more like them – thus making them feel like a true pater-familias – all the while their alter ego’s rid the place of the rabble that are deluded in giving a shit about anyone but themselves by giving them the finger in inappropriate and undesirable circumstances, making them want to be taken away in the middle of the night by illusory secret society members.
So, why am I bothering to tell you all this? I’m hoping in vain that it makes some sense to you, (any one of you) and that you can translate it back to me so that I can make sense of it all and start to feel, if not good, then at least contented about this seemingly ridiculous stupidity, because I think I’m a decent fellow, and I can’t for the slightest instant understand why I’m putting up with this flagrant disregard for, well, umm, being decent to one another any longer!
I suspect nothing of the sort will occur, and you’ll quietly say to yourself, ‘why doesn’t Alex just get himself a girlfriend?’
I’ll hopefully get to cover that in my next rant. Thanks for your time.
ME.
It is greed that has brought on the death of this planet,
And it is money that has given greed it’s wings.
I’ve worked with clients from the mining industry to podiatrists, forensic equipment distributors to marketing companies, DJs to construction companies… and I’ve done a few restaurant jobs in my time. Now there be the fun clients. With a pending Public Bar job in the pipeline, I’m glad that there is an in between party to mediate the stress. It’s fun trying to convince someone that a page sub $1000 (that’s AUD) is actually going to be below par, but with these ‘web design’ fools offering joomla hacks, template this thats and “I’ll get you on page one in google” – did they mention the spamming and link directory whores? – blah blahs, it can be quite a challenge to outline where a custom made website can win.
The ratio stays the same after all this time, more than 90% of the web work I do is fixing up some other monkey’s attempt. This fact does help a bit in the communicating of the obvious point that a webpage worth $300 is probably not going to be up to scratch. But no… the issue seems that the hospitality industry, case in point, doesn’t seem to have an eye for what is good. This demographic, amongst others, seems to be happy with poxy website solutions.
Is this not an industry that requires a decent image? Maybe not, since I’ve never looked at my local’s website, and I never will (quickly searching, oh, there we are, some domain pimp’s got a templated thing that is mostly white space and looks like it was last updated before the Qld smoking laws were brought in), since I know the opening hrs, the happy hrs, the 2 for one meal nights and the nights to avoid like Karaoke and Trivia. But it’s not about me, it’s about the people who are looking for you on the internet. If you’re going to put an impression on the net, do just that. Impress! It’s about giving the relevant information to your potential customer base with a wow factor to boot… maybe they’ll bring in a few notes to spend rather than the random change lying around the house. And get the job right the first time, it’ll save you money in the long term. Guaranteed.
Where’s this all going? If your new found web monkey is going to fuck around with frontpage, when you come to me to fix it up, I’m going to fucking rape you… If I choose to work with you second time round at all.
Here’s a really useful formula for calculating where your cue marker is. After writing some music 2 days ago, and leaving the play button on, I wondered just how far to the right my cue marker was… so:
speed = 145 bpm
145 bpm / 4 beats/bar = 36.25 bars/min
1 bar = 58 pixels (at current zoom level)
58 px/bar * 36.25 bars/min= 2102.5 px/min
screen resolution = 72 dpi
2102.5 px/min / 72 dpi = 29.2 inch/min
inch to cm convertion = 2.54 cm/inch
29.2 inch/min * 2.54 cm/inch = 74.17 cm/min
time = 2 days = 2880 min
distance = speed * time = 74.17 * 2880 = 213,609.6 cm = 2.13 km
My cue point is 2.13 km off to the right… hope no one runs into it.
So here’s a handy formula for when you need to work this out
distance in km = bpm / (beats/bar) * (pixels/bar) / dpi * (cm/inch) * time / (cm/km)
If someone feels like it, I would like to know the formula for the following situation: If a Vinyl record is infinitely large, and you are playing it backwards from the end of the record on a turntable with a infinitely long telescopic arm, how far from the centre is the needle at time x. That would be a very useful formula too!
Thought I’d drop this into the filth mix a week before the most obscenely capitalised Hallmark occasion arrives on our doorsteps.
From 1982: Have you ever tried to sell a diamond?
Clever. Wasn’t surprised to see this guy is a regular at flash conferences, and other similar presentations of high geek value.
Sure, some of these things maybe reinventing the wheel, but the fact that they are done in flash (and some done in older versions of flash) is pretty astounding. Keep in mind that these will run in a webpage better than most java or other applets.
Probably more interesting to flash or web developers, but his mode7 experiment, for example, allowed me to figure out what mode7 is. Not that I can ever remember trying to figure out before, but…
Synthesizing in flash? Eqing in flash? The sound byte gets closer to the visual byte. I have been dreaming of this… let alone the bitmap transitions…
There are heaps of little things on this lab, and they’re all cool to some degree.
Bouncing balls dropping from the ceiling create an audio experience when you place reflectors in their way. Pitch is relative to ball speed. You can tweak a few of the environment variables, and mess around.
Since the balls drop at regular intervals, a metronome is formed, and this rhythm leads to music…
www.balldroppings.com/
At last we can all finally enjoy acid washed denim in the free market….
Important Import/Export News
Worldwide Customs & Regulatory Updates
December 15, 2006
Expiry of Patent & Exclusion Order for “Acid-Washed” Denim Garments
A new order regarding the shipment of “Acid-washed” denim garments came into effect following the expiration of the patent and exclusion order on October 22, 2006.
From now on, shippers who are shipping “acid-washed” denim garments and/or accessories to the U.S. will no longer require a Denim Certificate.
To find out more about the new order, please log on to the website of U.S. Customs Border & Protection or refer to the below: link.
He’s not a shameless self promoter … so I better do it for him
Our man Danck delivers the goods…
http://www.sendspace.com/file/q6vsh1
grab it … hear it … get some fucking sleep…
panoramarama wow!
“I started playing with 3D on the Atari ST and later on the Amiga. Made a living out of it when moved into PlayStation development, but almost forgot it all when I switched to web design. But time has passed by and Flash has improved greatly. With higher processing power and much faster screen rendering, it’s now possible to get really nice results.”
In other news: nostalgia
Video for my favourite track of 2006 – bringing politics back to hip hop. From the album Panorama by Braintax on Low Life Records.
Thank god that science has made this incredible breakthrough….
http://www.hetracil.com/index.html
Some MORE very good advice for us all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1TFMzMA54
Some very good advice for us all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi0HbrhM2hg
Cake Song
Lyrics:
I’ll pile on the candy,
It’s such a pretty sight
It makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night
I’ll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I’m not just disobedient
I’m careful, can’t you see?
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can’t be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you’ll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a cake
Making food is just like science,
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can’t be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you’ll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a –
‘You gotta do the cooking by the book!’
Cake!
Parodies: