My Donkey just materialised in spades. While I was incorrigably smitten, the beach’s odd lustre revealed to me a well known and little kept secret – donkey’s are always best when they aren’t cantolupsicles. 
My Donkey just materialised in spades. While I was incorrigably smitten, the beach’s odd lustre revealed to me a well known and little kept secret – donkey’s are always best when they aren’t cantolupsicles.
Next time some one blunders or baffles me at the pub, I am definitely saying: “That makes as much sense as Darth Vader filtering drinking water in the ocean”.
I’ll tell you how it goes.
Yes, please do (better late then never!)