Category: Filth
He’s not a shameless self promoter … so I better do it for him
Our man Danck delivers the goods…
http://www.sendspace.com/file/q6vsh1
grab it … hear it … get some fucking sleep…
Thank god that science has made this incredible breakthrough….
http://www.hetracil.com/index.html
Some MORE very good advice for us all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1TFMzMA54
Some very good advice for us all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi0HbrhM2hg
Cake Song
Lyrics:
I’ll pile on the candy,
It’s such a pretty sight
It makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all night
I’ll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I’m not just disobedient
I’m careful, can’t you see?
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can’t be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you’ll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a cake
Making food is just like science,
With tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different taste
It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can’t be lazy
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you’ll have a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a cake
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake
Finally, it’s time to make a –
‘You gotta do the cooking by the book!’
Cake!
Parodies:
Low levels of cocaine have been found on all the Irish bank notes tested in a recent survey.
As part of a major study into illicit drug use within Ireland, Brett Paull and colleagues at Dublin City University have taken advantage of recent developments in liquid chromatography coupled with mass spectrometry to detect contamination on Irish euro notes. Traces of cocaine were found on every one of the 45 used notes analysed, and traces of heroin were found on three notes.
Source: Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC) [Read full article]
Bagsies on the Finger-Shaped Hair Trimmer!
“pretty much sex on toast… ”
Just ran across this interesting little patent for a new and novel way to administer drugs
But only for the Girls….
http://www.patentlens.net/imageServer/showimage.html?patent=US%204551148
Here’s a summary of the article.
1. We over-react to intentional actions, and under-react to accidents, abstract events, and natural phenomena.
2. We over-react to things that offend our morals.
3. We over-react to immediate threats and under-react to long-term threats.
4. We under-react to changes that occur slowly and over time.
Addiction, Depression, Anger, Frustration — this is the cycle that has taken my mind into the most automatonic sequence that I have ever encountered in life this far. I am capable of recognising this in the past and I am actually cogniscent at any given time of what the “prudent” and “wise” course of action is. Unfortunately the upshot of the knowledge does not translate to the desire to behave in this “better” way. Or to put it another way — knowing that shutting up and putting up is the most highly rewarded path — i still feel justified in being angry as fuck and will (can?) not supress it — As a result I am fixated on revenge and the repayment of pain with interest and on this path I am a master craftsmen at his desk.Â
 I feel that the level of detachment that is demanded by so many philosophical schools of thought is a mechanism whereby I can get out of the cycle, however, when there have been times that i have successfully cultivated detachment to this level I have not been able to recognise myself and the judgement I make on myself when so acting is harsh!.Â
So with identity closely linked to engagement and reactivity and the result of this being a cycle of damaging and maliflous behaviour that are in effect robbing me of the happiness that I am striving for I have to make a decision. A less engaged and safer mind state or the unrelenting and more justified extension of my current path and the damage that will cause to myself. huh — no choice!
 Any tips for coming to peace with powerlessness?
Well Well Well if it isn’t my old friends Mr Tall and Mr Small!
 There is really only one way to contain and describe the utterly meaningless post that this is and thats
 HI
 Interesting things to follow soon
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Tubs on da mao’s